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theglidingbat:

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….Do I even need to say anything-

God bless alferd pennyworth he has to deal with a bratty princess of a son.

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And Bruce says Damian gets it from Talia. Sure buddy.

lindleart:

lindleland:

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I love that this would immediately be contradicted by the very next generation

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this simpsons meme shitpost refused to leave my head until i drew it

maldemer:

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy

disheveledcatgirl:

dollsonmain:

bluerain3-deactivated20230129:

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i love how this works no matter the result

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

— Anonymous
carry-on-my-wayward-butt replied —

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

yookodee:

this bit will be the death of me

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imagine being so autistic you almost choose being a murderer as your carrer path. i love him.

teslafactory:

in 2017 i went on 3 dates with a boy who always "knew a guy" for every possible situation. car broke? knows a guy. locked out of your home? knows a guy. need a doctor? knows a guy. i dated him just to find out where he knew all those guys and it turned out he just had a phonebook  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT
like I'd tell him i need my laptop fixed and he'd tell me to my face "i know a guy" and then either look up or Google some repair shop in town and ask them to give him a quote. and then he'd come back to me and be like "okay my guy says he'll do it for X€"  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT
this went on to the point where I was like low-key convinced that he was involved with the mob or something but no?? like as far as I can tell he just committed to the bit of "knowing a guy"  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

magical-grrrl-mavis:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

Queer exmos

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Everyone shut the fuck up this is the best tag on this post

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monstersandmaw:

cafiffle:

cafiffle:

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

like this

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People drawing their encounters instead of filming strangers without their knowledge or consent: my beloved

inuyama0205:

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🌊✨

probablybadrpgideas:

Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what I personally have created?

bemusedlybespectacled:

mossworm:

me every day without fail: I’ll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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me every single week: I’ll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

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