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Does anyone know why videos on the tumblr app zoom in and cut off the sides when I tap them to go full screen?

Ex:

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The store link in this video doesn’t move but you can see that when it’s full screen it’s now noticeably closer to the edge of my screen.

This means that information such as usernames or text tend to get cut off and in some cases it’s obscured part of the focus of the video.

Does anyone know if this is intended behaviour or a glitch and if there’s any way for me to fix it

sadmages:

A 3 panel comic of OP's Durge from Baldur's Gate 3 waking up on the Nautiloid.  Panel 1 shows Durge; a male tiefling, holding his head in his hands, waking up. The words of the narrator surround him, reading: 'The blood in your head thrums and pounds...The pounding blood obscures who you are. An overwhelming loss of memory.'  Panel 2 shows Durge's reflection and him looking at himself. He is a  redskinned male tiefling with large horns, long black hair with faint red streaks and a moustache. He has a tattoo of swirling black lines coming from his right eye, and his eyes are a bright red with black sclera. Text points to several of his features, reading:' Scary tattoo!! Scary piercings!! Scary facial hair!! Named The Dark Urge!!'  The final panel shows a close-up of Durge's face, looking like he's just figured something out. He says: I see... I must be a musician. Behind him the words 'Dueling fighter' are crossed out, and an arrow is instead pointing to 'BARD NOW'.ALT

Finally found a bit for my Durge

electrificata:

incompletepuppets:

Salt your stink, miss?

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gothicprep:

something I’ve talked about on here a few times is a paranormal podcast that I listen to regularly that’s very hit and miss where quality is concerned. when it’s good, it’s great. when it’s bad… it’s rough.

but two reoccurring issues with it just get under my skin so much

  1. The guy who hosts it, for lack of a better term, is a “california skeptic”. meaning, you can tell he’s from a west coast US background, where new age spirituality is way more normalized than it is on the other side of this country. for one, it’s a bias that screws with your discernment with this stuff. it also sticks out in a distracting way to me so much. I’m an east coastie and, like, if you open up a salt lounge over here, I’m getting an incoming call from everyone ive ever met in my life who wants to trash talk how stupid they think it is. even my grandma wants to reiterate “rocks don’t have special powers”.
  2. there have been like several episodes so far where some (usually white) doofus is like “I have ghosts and shit in my house. Time to bother my indigenous coworker about it because maybe they know a medicine man or whatever.” that’s so unhinged. like if I went up to my coworker and was like “hey. you’re from New Mexico. you’re Navajo. I have a bit of a pest control problem, except with demons. care to give me an exorcist’s business card? I’ll spot them for the plane ticket.” I don’t think any jury in the world would convict her if she slapped me lol. it’s noble savage bs and I hate not seeing pushback on it.

official-boob-posts:

clarificationsw:

maryonnaise:

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shirt idea

saw under boob, blacked out, reblogged

saw side boob on the bus and missed my stop a couple days ago

duskargentum:

duskargentum:

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

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ms-demeanor:

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ms-demeanor:

hey, don’t cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

For the “That’s not mousse that’s chocolate whipped cream” folks in the notes:

1 - “mousse” just means foam. It’s a stabilized foam. It doesn’t require eggs or melted chocolate to be a mousse.

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2 - do you know what five tablespoons looks like compared to one cup?

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5tbsp on the left, 1c center, 2tbsp on the right. I used 2tbsp sugar for comparison because some people use that amount of sugar to make whipped cream (that seems like too much to me, I generally use about 2 teaspoons per cup of cream but I wanted this to be the fairest comparison possible). You are increasing the volume of ingredients in the recipe by nearly half. The resulting food does not act like whipped cream.

Let’s do a food science.

The whipped cream I made here is one cup of heavy cream, two tablespoons of granulated sugar, half a teaspoon of strawberry extract and one drop of red food coloring. The mousse is as described in the recipe.

In order to be as fair as possible, these were both made in shallow bowls (I didn’t have two clean deep bowls). They were whipped with the whisk attachment for my immersion blender. The strawberry was whisked on high the whole time, the chocolate was on low for the first minute so that it wouldn’t spray cocoa powder around my kitchen from the shallow bowl.

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They were then chilled for 40 minutes.

I am testing how well they each hold their form at different temperatures. One plate (fridge) was chilled for 30 minutes and will be kept in the fridge. The other (counter) is in my 71f kitchen away from heat sources.

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After ten minutes I got a clever idea, and added some load to the structure.

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I’ll be checking them periodically to see how well they maintain their form over time, and I have a separate experiment on the stability of the whipped cream vs the mousse chilling in the fridge.

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30 minutes.

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1min to 1hr comparison.

queen–kenobi:

hiti67-blog:

canichangemyblogname:

queen–kenobi:

queen–kenobi:

queen–kenobi:

queen–kenobi:

“He would not fucking say that” does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. “He would not fucking say that seriously” does apply here

@ashley-slashley

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I hate that you’re probably right I fucking hate it here

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@canichangemyblogname

sdjsj stop I’m fucking cackling

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“Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am.”

Post that have 10K notes in my heart.

Give it a minute.

No

ramqiu:

a drawing of gale from baldur's gate 3 playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel on what appears to be a twitch stream. he is visibly confused by what is happening in the game.ALT

gale gives me streamer vibes idk

lunchboxpoems:

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HANIF ABDURRAQIB

roskvawinther:

homofobe:

lostinhistorypics:

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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As with all german actors in the 30’s, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

animalcrossingshowdown:

Which is the better hourly tune?

2 AM - Population Growing

2 AM - New Leaf

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2 AM - New Leafimage

Youtube: 2amPG / 2amNL

This is a BONUS ROUND in a tournament to determine the best hourly tune. Both of these tracks lost in round 1 against the other two 2 AM tracks, and this is just a fun extra round to see how they would fare against each other :)

phantom-of-the-memes:

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Ireland and Palestine have long been connected in brotherhood as occupied nations.

Go n-éirí an bothar libh.

21chrysanthemums:

squeakadeeks:

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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